Allons-y alonso
Captain Called-it

19 || ISFJ
This is my blog filled with complete randomness.

Mostly I reblog things I find highly amusing or things from the billion fandoms I'm a part of~

I love Malia Tate. Just so ya'll know.

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

"Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it cries for a love it will never touch."
- Anonymous (via psych-facts)

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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